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U.S. Military Recruitment: We're looking for a few good men and women who can hack!"

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

$1: Family Secrets

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"So who is this First pet?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Computer Crimes

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

GM Crops Genie.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"