Cycling Oddballs T-Shirts

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Cycling with a harp case

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Clam Spearing

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"I've got buck teeth, an overbite, big ears, pink eye, a harelip, and I live in a hole. She must love me!"

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

"He's come out of retirement!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Babe hits for the cycle.

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

Man cycling off a cliff

"He'll never share the road with a bicycle."

Monkey on Bike

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

Why politicians shouldn't be allowed to have children.

'Look! More roaches.'

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

A handlebar moustache a moustache growing off the middle of a push-bike's handlebar

Track & Field & Stream

Policeman Falling Off Bicycle

Motorbike

The 'ironicycle'.