Cycle Tourer Gifts

Bike

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

ET Mishap

The Fast Lane.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Cycling with a harp case

Knight in shining Lycra!

Camping.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Food deliverer's baby.

You had me at vintage.

Bradley Wiggins

French Early Bird

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Cat and Dog Bike

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Chris Froome

"On your left."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"YOU pass him on the left."

Very drunk professional cyclist

Wide Load.

Electric bike.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Bradley Wiggins

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Oh course!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'