Cyberspace Libertarian Gifts

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"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

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'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Wikileaks

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

I have a homepage, therefore I am.

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

Faithbook

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

"Well on the upside, we get a highly personalized experience."

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

A right of privacy party.

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

Gary Johnson

Made obsolete by miniaturization.

'You look like s**t!. . . Much better!'

'I've got 8350 followers but none of them is here to buy me the next drink!'

Before you read the Guardian, ask yourself: do I need to?

Internet surveillance

'The secret to finding all knowledge is to use exactly the right keywords when you google.'

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'