Cybersecurity Mugs

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

'Of course I'm insecure. I store vital computer information in a cloud.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"We're gonna get you after school!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I forgot my password, but surely you RECOGNIZE me!'

"Meet the new head of security."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"I'm also a criminal, cyber criminal!"

"These targeted ads make me feel like I'm being watched..."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'I see you majored in hacking with a minor in industrial sabotage? You're just what we're looking for.'

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"Hank's our security guy."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

"Dave! I think the dogs got hold of your E-bay password again!"

"Mr Grimshaw, somebody's hacked into the office computer."

Identity thieves in jail.

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

Phishing for cyber information

"This one is for cybersecurity."

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."