Cybersecurity Pillows

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

'Of course I'm insecure. I store vital computer information in a cloud.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"We're gonna get you after school!"

'I forgot my password, but surely you RECOGNIZE me!'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Meet the new head of security."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Hank's our security guy."

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

'I see you majored in hacking with a minor in industrial sabotage? You're just what we're looking for.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

"I'm also a criminal, cyber criminal!"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"These targeted ads make me feel like I'm being watched..."

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Identity thieves in jail.

"Mr Grimshaw, somebody's hacked into the office computer."

"Dave! I think the dogs got hold of your E-bay password again!"

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'Since everything is stored in the cloud, it's all about data management and cyber security up here now.'

"This might be a scam."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

Phishing for cyber information