Cybersecurity Professional Pillows

'Gone phishing.'

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

'To improve security I used a two-factor authentication on my account: my social security number and my credit card number.'

"Oh, we used to use a crystal ball, but hacking into your credit files is much more informative!"

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but our cybersecurity team told us to be on the lookout for deepfakes."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'I see you majored in hacking with a minor in industrial sabotage? You're just what we're looking for.'

"I'm also a criminal, cyber criminal!"

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

"Yep...those were the good old days...before you whippersnappers ruined it for everyone...we could put our social security numbers...checking account info...and our shirt size online and nobody would bother it!!"

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

"I've hacked into our bank account."

"I'm a superhero for the modern world...I fight phishing scammers and ransomware hackers!"

We Won't Steal Your Identity

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"In all of my years investigating digital crime,this is the worst case of identity theft I've ever encountered!"

'We'll never guess her password.'

Maynard inadvertently goes phishing.

"You think they all look like security risks."

"I didn't consider it hacking. I thought of it as getting a sneak preview of their content."

"Give me your name, address, and date of birth."

"Don't think of it as having no computer or phone. Think of it as having the ultimate data breach security program."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

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"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

12 - Step Verification

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'I was a hacker. I got in by guessing the password.'

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

Although he huffed & puffed, the Big Bad Wolf was unable to hack the third Little Pig's computer!

'We'll never guess her password.'

"This hacking is getting out of control. Do we have any nude photos in the cloud?"

Cybercrime Olympics