Cybercrime Mugs

'You've got BlakcMail!'

Music Piracy

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

HUAWEI 5G

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."