Cyber Crime Enthusiast Mugs

Super Highwayman.

"Why not sell it? What have I ever done for me?"

"Billy has become quite active in class sharing."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

Robot Robber

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Exposed and imprisoned.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."