Cyberpet Aficionado Gifts

Nethead strip: Avoided

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"Your majored in hacking and organizational sabotage - and speak Russian? You're hired!"

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"Does he byte?"

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

Ship's Log In: Iris & Finger Print Recognition.

'He's almost human.'

Beware of Blog

'I can remember when he was quite happy just chasing a stick.'

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

"I love a good cow-pat."

'We all got up here, you'd think one of us would know how to get down.'

"Nothing organic!"

'Don't give me that 'plenty meat' stuff! Tell me you can make him well!'

Cat Hackers

"I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel."

Blue Cat

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."

"Mr Whiskers will see you, now."

Nethead strip: Sheep worrying

The new pet lobster craze

Free E kittens.