Cybernetic Foodie Prints

'No thanks, I couldn't download another byte.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Where Processed Beef Comes From

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

Swedish Meta Balls.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Dessert Storm Veteran

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

Data Processing Center.