Cybernetic Foodie Mugs

'No thanks, I couldn't download another byte.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'Do you want toast with that?'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

Swedish Meta Balls.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Dessert Storm Veteran

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

Data Processing Center.

'Now you can surf and turf.'