Cybernetic Comic Lover Mugs

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'