Comedic Comic Lover Mugs

"If I had to guess I'd say your son's acne is the result of a sudden surge of hormones."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Window Treatment

The Food Chain

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."