Cyber Wealth Enthusiast Gifts

'Your wealth is no longer on paper. It's in cyberspace.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'Great visual support.'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

'Money, I'm home!'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"It covers up all the debt."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Business Philosophy 101.

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'