Cyber Watcher Prints

'She's forgotten to change her privacy settings.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Local News in Heaven

Before the riots/after the riots

"You run into a window, too?"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Weather prediction is guesswork.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

Working from Home

Falling

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

Obama and the Dragon

'He's got his head in the clouds again.'

Man has storm cloud umbrella.

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."