Cyber Watcher T-Shirts

'She's forgotten to change her privacy settings.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Local News in Heaven

Before the riots/after the riots

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"You run into a window, too?"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Weather prediction is guesswork.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

Working from Home

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Falling

Gulliver's Travails

In Plain Sight

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

Politicians walking back their ill-advised comments.

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

Obama and the Dragon

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

'He's got his head in the clouds again.'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.