Crime Watcher Prints

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

Before the riots/after the riots

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

"We know you're in there, Morgan. Open up, so we can discuss the conflict between the social factors of the mainstream and of your subculture that led to your following this negativistic path."

Bombing Suspect Captured

Joan Hickson

"#notguilty."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Let's take in a trial."

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

'Your honor,does this look like the face of a killer?'

Politicians walking back their ill-advised comments.

Judge

Gulliver's Travails

Mafia Shrinks

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

I'm very disappointed, Mr. Einstein! You, of all people, violating a speed limit!

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.

"May I remind the jury a guilty verdict for my client will trigger defamation of character lawsuits."

'You Honor, all my client asks is that you give him a 79th chance.'

'I think he's lost confidence in his attorney.'

'Since this your first offense, I am sentencing you to seven months of jury duty.'

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

Dirty Deeds

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Cyber Terrorism

Doggie Joke Book. The answer is, "Twenty-eight --- Once cat to screw in the light bulb, and twenty-seven cats to take naps."