Cyber Spellcasters Gifts

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"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Hexercise.

"Broom! Broom!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

spellchecker

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."