Cyber Security Skeptic Pillows

"Really? Does everything have to be password protected?"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

UK border controls relaxed.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

I.T. Fear

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

Privacy

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Big Brother.