Cyber-savvy Hero Mugs

"So what do we do when we can't say anything nice about someone?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Halloween Selfie

"A virus ate my homework."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Now right-click on the icon."

Tuppermalware

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'I hate it when she assigns an essay at the end of the month, after I've reached my data limit.'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'All my textbooks are ebooks but I forgot to charge my e-Reader so I could not do the assignments.'

"Back in the olden days kids only had teachers to learn from!"

'Take out your eBooks and open up 'Understanding Algebra.' Turn to page 198. Open your smart phone's math app and select 'solving quadratic equations.''

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."