Cyber Sanctuary Dweller Gifts

Homepage, sweet homepage.

Robotic Man

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Spooning

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

The End of the Worker Bees

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem?! I'm an atheist. How come there's no national holiday for that? There is! It's called "Christmas"! The ads and the marketers have sucked everything religious out of it. Nothing in the Bible says "thou shalt shop." Good point.

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"Sorry, but I'm here right now."

"GrumpyHumans.com"

Hiding From Social Media

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

'I think you spend far too much time in front of those video games!'

"My parents are so busy checking the computer that they never think of this."

www.islandcam.org Just when Doug thought things couldn't get any worse