Cyber Roadster Gifts

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give Way To Cyclists

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Love by bike

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"OK Zoomer!"

Trike lowrider

'Sheep happens.'

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

"Warp 1 - engage!"

Boulder Car

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

You keep ducking!

"It's horrible! In this driverless car, Al can now devote 100% of his time to road rage!"

Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois

"I'm afraid this must all seem terribly insignificant next to me."