Cyber Pro Gifts

'You're charged with 10 counts of cyber crime. We're going to throw the kindle at you. . .'

Moses on the web

Obsession with the Internet.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Travelogue

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer Life

Kevin had a computer virus.

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"I didn't consider it hacking. I thought of it as getting a sneak preview of their content."

Robot Robber

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

Spam.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

Computer virus

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