Cyber Pro Gifts

Moses on the web

Obsession with the Internet.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Travelogue

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Kevin had a computer virus.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Computer Life

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"I didn't consider it hacking. I thought of it as getting a sneak preview of their content."

Robot Robber

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Spam.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

Computer virus

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."