Cyber Pilgrim Mugs

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

Moses on the web

Sparkling Water

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Online Dating

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Travelogue

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Newspaper

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Computer literate Monk

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"Just off for a little troll, dad..."

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"OK Zoomer!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

"I just hacked your company's website. NOW do I get the computer security job?"