Cyber Parent Pillows

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

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Modern Parents

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

My dad makes his own beer.

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

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"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Nethead strip: Attention demanding Cyberpet

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'I need some tech support here!'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.