Cyber Cynic Prints

Decorate their walls with prints that celebrate cyber cynicism—clever, humorous designs that reflect their love for techie irony and sharp observations.

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-
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Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

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Space Tours.  Ernie, in this interview promoting your space tours, you didn't acknowledge the first test rocket was vaporized in a huge launch pad explosion.  I said "The first test yielded spectacular results!"  There's nothing about your lack of a system to provide oxygen for the travelers.  I informed people "the experience will leave you breathless!"  Lots of your technology is straight out of the 19th century!  I said "Come be a pioneer!"  It seems most of your company's effort went into th
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Space Tours. Ernie, in this interview promoting your space tours, you didn't acknowledge the first test rocket was vaporized in a huge launch pad explosion. I said "The first test yielded spectacular results!" There's nothing about your lack of a system to provide oxygen for the travelers. I informed people "the experience will leave you breathless!" Lots of your technology is straight out of the 19th century! I said "Come be a pioneer!" It seems most of your company's effort went into th

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Cyber Cynic Prints Collection

Cyber Cynic Mugs

Explore our collection of funny mugs that speak directly to cyber cynics—start their day with a dose of humor about digital life.

Cyber Cynic Pillows

Browse cozy pillows featuring humorous takes on cyber skepticism—add personality and laughter to their favorite space.

Cyber Cynic T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts for tech lovers and skeptics—perfect for making a statement about their cyber cynic sense of humor.