Cyber Cynic Mugs

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

Computer threatens to tell wife.

Unsocial Networking.

friendsdisconnected.com

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Nihilistic customer service"

The Forever Stamp

Someday

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Space Tours. Ernie, in this interview promoting your space tours, you didn't acknowledge the first test rocket was vaporized in a huge launch pad explosion. I said "The first test yielded spectacular results!" There's nothing about your lack of a system to provide oxygen for the travelers. I informed people "the experience will leave you breathless!" Lots of your technology is straight out of the 19th century! I said "Come be a pioneer!" It seems most of your company's effort went into th

Gullibility Test $1.00.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

Obama builds own gallows.

Social media and privacy

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Huh! Nobody home!'

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Born Cynical,,,,

Defend the Cult of Militant Nonviolence!

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

iPhone: Leading Our Grand March Into Mass Mediocrity