Cyber Crisis Fan Mugs

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

Computer Room.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"I got connected to the internet!"

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Saving Spain

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

USA Putting Out Fires

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'Try rebooting.'

A shark swims into a desert island.

“Mom, can you come get me?”

The Computer takes a drinks break.

The Ticking Bomb Beneath Greece

'You've got Chop Suey!'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"They say you should beware of attachments."

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

Robot feeds baby robot oil.

Children and cat crashing on cart

"Just for kicks, Leon, let's shut down the F.B.I. again."

Put your nude photos on the internet! Confidentiality assured!