Cyber Conductor Pillows

A Symphony of Penguins

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Allegro con molto espresso

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Frederic Chopin

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Malcolm Sargent

Musical Web

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Golden age of music

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Internet Cafe.

Sir Edward Elgar

Cello Concert

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Edward Elgar.

Giuseppe Verdi