Future Conductor Pillows

Bass Clef

A Symphony of Penguins

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Orchestra.

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Allegro con molto espresso

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Frederic Chopin

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

A trevor of trainspotters

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Malcolm Sargent

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Golden age of music

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Cello Concert

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Sir Edward Elgar

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Edward Elgar.

Ennio Morricone

No Bruch!

Sergei Taneyev