Cyber Conductor Prints

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

A Symphony of Penguins

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Allegro con molto espresso

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Frederic Chopin

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Musical Web

Malcolm Sargent

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Cello Concert

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Golden age of music

Sir Edward Elgar

Internet Cafe.

George Martin

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Edward Elgar.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."