Cyber Traveler Prints

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

'I've got his web surfing down to four hours a night.'

Wife to husband about computer: 'Only you, honey, could get jet lag from the internet.'

"Just off for a little troll, dad..."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Travelogue

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Technological Dependence.

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Birds with Headphones

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Virtual Beach

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Stonehenge Books

WWW.World.com

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'Internet access... internet access....'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"