Digital Traveler Prints

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Cellphone Islands

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Technological Dependence.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Birds with Headphones

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Streaming"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Desert wifi

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Virtual Beach

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'