Daily Traveler Prints

Tough commute

"I don't know about you chaps, but i always get terrible wind after a big Indian lunch."

Long commute..?

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Vaccination Passport

Technological Dependence.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Anything to declare?'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Free WiFi

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'You're late!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."