Digital Traveler T-Shirts

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Cellphone Islands

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Technological Dependence.

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Streaming"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Birds with Headphones

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Virtual Beach

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Desert wifi

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."