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"Now that we're into cyber crime, it's time we get a nicer office."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'Mom, I need a push.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

Empty Telco Hardware Room

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Robot breaks up with a desktop computer. 'I faked all those uploads!'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

Superheroes.

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

'Maybe you'd better return to the main menu.'

"His server is slow, his lines are tied up...close his connection! Overwhelm his system!"

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

Techno-Answers, Inc.: Pro-active cyber solutions to problems you think you don't have, but, wow... are you ever wrong.

'Brewster was able to hack the subject's brain, but it turns out the brain had a virus.'

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

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