Cv Tweaker Prints

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'You're overqualified, and we under pay. It evens out. Welcome aboard, Barnes.'

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

'We still have a few other people we'd like to interview before deciding on who will fill the position, Mr. Prescott.'

'If I'd known you were looking for someone without experience, I wouldn't have exaggerated my abilities.'

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

'About this cv of yours...' - 'You can skip over the part about the potty training.'

"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

"I see that your curriculum vitae is very good..."

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

'Pretty clever how the stepsisters got out of marrying the prince.'

'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'