Bio Tweaker Prints

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Gene Therapy

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

Institute of Genetic Engineering

"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'

"March 177th? Already?!"

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car

'Pretty clever how the stepsisters got out of marrying the prince.'

'Ah-ah! Hands off the thermostat!'

'Look at it this way Sylvia - I'm at a Bar Mitzvah without the Mitzvah.'