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The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

"Oh yeah, like you're a four-star fork."

No 3-Pronged Forks

Servant is unsatisfied with a steel fork

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

'How do I tell the fork from the spoon?'

'Don't say anything, but I've heard she's a mail-order bride.'

Mr. Knife finally starts to piece things together.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Culinary surgery.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Origin of the 'spork'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Looking Daggers

The Spoonish Inquisition

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

There's a fork in the road.

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

Fork reading newspaper

Love cutlery

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"