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"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Culinary surgery.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'It's a spork!'

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

Origin of the 'spork'

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

The Spoonish Inquisition

There's a fork in the road.

Fork reading newspaper

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

Love cutlery

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

'Which is it, spoon or fork? Talk or die spork!'

'You can dish it out, but you just can't take it.'

'Is it true? Was I really delivered by the SPORK???'

"Should we start without him?"