Cutlery Enthusiast Mugs

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

"Oh yeah, like you're a four-star fork."

No 3-Pronged Forks

Servant is unsatisfied with a steel fork

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

'How do I tell the fork from the spoon?'

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

'Don't say anything, but I've heard she's a mail-order bride.'

Mr. Knife finally starts to piece things together.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Culinary surgery.

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'It's a spork!'

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Origin of the 'spork'

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Looking Daggers

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

The Spoonish Inquisition

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

There's a fork in the road.