Cutest Critter Connoisseurs Pillows

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I'm huggable!'

"You're amazing!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Smart Asp

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

How Snails Are Born

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Hurray! Ants!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'And a hint of oak.'

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'

"Do you have it in slim fit?"

Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'