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'Aw - cute!'

"You left this on our ship."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ball as water-melon.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

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Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Teddy and friends.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.