Collecting Cute Merchandise T-Shirts

Hell's Kitties

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Apocalypse Research Center

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Bathroom Fairy

'Have you any W fronts?'

Elton John

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Tin Can Operation.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Baby face

How Piñatas Are Born

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Steroids."

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

Replica Football Merchandise

Extreme valentine enthusiast.