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KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

Surf Casting

Early Piety

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Slinky Cow World

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

ZOO

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Acme Toys Ltd

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Rocking Horse

False food.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Baby Bear.