Customer Satisfaction Devotee Gifts

"How do we improve our image with customers?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"I'd recommend this."

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Could you show me something that's more feature laden?'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."