Customer Conundrum Explorers Gifts

"That was unlucky, getting a waiter who had just inherited a million pounds from his Uncle!"

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

Friendly bank/Formal bank.

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"We're closed!"

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'Beefsteak tomatoes and mincemeat pie.'

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

"Well, the brochure did say all the rooms come with a sea view."

'I found a new way to the office through Syria.'

'That's waht I'd call 'Performance'! Our customers went from simple complaints to bomb threats!'

Cat laughing at dog having to go outside in the rain to go to the toilet.

"F.Y.I, the last barber I ate went way too short."

'Your alimony claim appears to be dead in the water. Your ex-husband has filed a complaint with the European Court of Human Rights.'

'I should have read the pre-nup more carefully,'

Salesmen graves.