Custom Wheelchair Designer Pillows

Wheelchair with kick-stand.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Swing

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Constructing your own prison!

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Switchback Playground.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Let's ask for directions."

Nice custom job, Bill!

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Sailor and car

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Is it day or night, officer?"

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

"You bought an airbrush?"

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."