Custom Wheelchair Designer Gifts

Wheelchair with kick-stand.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Swing

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Constructing your own prison!

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Switchback Playground.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Let's ask for directions."

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

Never underestimate the power of parents in groups. Built by the Stonehenge Playground Committee.

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'